Friday, May 23, 2008

Fitting into My Genes...


So I officially "went green" and bought a reusable shopping bag from Publix. It was a good idea at the time, only I never remember to bring it with me when I actually go shopping :) But that's ok, because I remembered it on my shopping trip yesterday, even if it was to Target.

After selecting some assorted provisions – including a 12-pack of mega roll t.p. on sale for $5, I make my way to the checkout line. I insert my Visa, sign, and then proceed to situate my items into my large green – eco-friendly! – reusable shopping bag. Drats! I’m not fast enough! The girl behind me has already been rung up and is ready to pay…I should’ve expected this from the express line! I apologize and slide away from the card machine, but my not-yet-packed ice cream and cool whip are in the way of the cashier trying to bag – in a normal plastic sack – the girl’s panty hose. So the cashier slides my items even more to the side, and I proceed to shove the mega rolls into my green bag – quickly. I try to walk away without showing embarrassment, but I just want to die.

When I was younger my mom and I would always go grocery shopping together, and when we would check out I could always count on her to say “Oh wait! I have exact change!” Back then, it seemed like everything in the grocery store stopped – no more beeps of items being scanned, no sounds of frozen food section doors closing. Just the cashier’s fingernails tapping as my mother counted out pennies. My Aunt Bobbie told me a comparable habit of my grandmother’s. Whenever the family would dine at Red Lobster, my grandma would save half of her seafood to take back to the cats. In preparation for this, she would have already packed her own aluminum foil in her purse. At the conclusion of the meal, Bobbie said that it seemed like Grandma’s foil ‘whooooshed’ across her body as she pulled it out, reflecting light across the room. Everyone in the restaurant would “suddenly stop and turn” towards the table. The waiter would always stop and ask, “Do you need a box, Ma’am?” and Grandma would appreciatively decline. If you knew my grandmother you would have to laugh, because she was just such a cute lady who always brought brightness and humor into the mundane of life.

Speaking of humor in the mundane, my water main broke Wednesday afternoon, leaving my roommate and myself with little water pressure – and then no water at all. So I run across the street to Amber’s apartment, shower, and bring back water rationings in the form of a pitcher for teeth brushing and contact cleansing. I remembered later that I had had purified water under my bed, but for some reason using my emergency supplies during this sort of emergency didn’t really catch my attention. But we did remember to take pictures so we could both blog about it. Hila took the picture above, and after I finished brushing my teeth I was supposed to bring the pitcher into the kitchen so we could take a picture of her “washing her hands” (Mine was a real action shot...hers was not, by the way!). I prance into the kitchen, ready with my camera:

“Stefanie, where’s the pitcher?”

“Oh! I forgot!” and I run down the hall to grab it.

“Stefanie, you were in charge of one thing!”

But now our water is back on, and I can brush my teeth at my own sink, and shower in my own shower. Life is normal again…and still very beautiful.

My home teacher gave me this last night :)

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Life is...beautiful :)


Sorry, but I had to brag on my little cousin (the cool kid with the dark hair).

So…I got fired from the waitressing gig at the swanky restaurant. I train for two weeks, take the grueling menu test (taking a total of five hours), and make futile conversation with guests who have more money than intellect, and so I fully expect to begin swimming in Benjamins before the summer’s over. However, when I stop by to check the schedule, I get called into the owner’s office. He begins to explain to me how important the wine aspect is to the overall dining experience, and that he feels it would be dishonest to have a server who does not really know how the wines taste (he knows I don’t drink). The manager offers that professional wine tasters don’t really drink the wine; often they will swirl and spit. He would be fine if I did that…

…are you serious?

So as this is going on I’m not really listening to his full explanation, because I’m too busy talking myself through it, saying “Stefanie, don’t cry. You know this is not a big deal, please don’t cry,” but of course, my self does not obey – she never does – and I say, between tears, that I wouldn’t feel comfortable drinking – or spitting for that matter. So they say again that they hope I understand, and I nod to assure them that I do even though I don’t …fully, at least. I leave the restaurant a little hurt, a little confused, and with an overwhelming feeling that I have wasted two weeks that I could’ve spent training at another eatery…

So…how exactly is life beautiful, again?

Last week was final exam week, and I have still have pity for my week-ago self (because if I were to go back in time to last week, she would be studying and stressing and not understanding anything she had studied for that whole semester). It was the most difficult semester yet. Comparative Politics and Intro to International Relations was a big adjustment from Infant/Toddler development and Attachment Parenting. Eeek! The boys were much cuter though – pre-law boys are adorable…even if I never had the courage to tell certain ones that. But in the end I came out with the best GPA I’ve had since college began – 3.8 wooooo! – and my overall GPA bumped up to a 3.7. So, I think I’m kind of a big deal right now…or maybe I was just a bigger deal than 90% of the rest of my class and my professors just scaled the grades. Either way, I have a 3.7! And since my absence of classes leaves my schedule pretty much open, my days consist of lounging around at the pool, reading books FREE of citations and footnotes, and listening to the Rat Pack-like tunes of Michael Buble. Oh and by the way, if you have not experienced Michael Buble, you must. There’s this cheerful little melody called “Everything,” with a line that goes like this: And I can’t believe that I’m your man, and I get to kiss you, baby, just because I can. I love it! It just makes you want to love.

I also loved this sandwich – no keep reading I promise it’s not random and will make you smile! I’ve had this card for a free lunchbox at the Honeybaked Ham Company for a little over a year. So I decide it’s time to cash it in and get some good grub for lunch. But when I hand over the card, the guy says, “OK, well you get a sandwich, some chips, and a drink.”

LIES!!!!

I SO remember the brochure (that I already had thrown away, of course) showing the lunchbox with a sandwich, chips, a drink AND a homemade side and a freshly baked cookie. But I assume I’m mistaken and pick out this delicious little amalgamation of turkey, bacon, and cheddar cheese (REAL cheddar, not that fake sliced rubbish that my college-student budget permits) all melted together on a cibatta bun. While he sets off to the kitchen, I investigate their assorted pamphlets. A HA! I spy a description of the lunchbox – complete with a homemade side and a freshly baked cookie! OK, it’s not that I need a side of fattening potato salad or a partially hydrogenated oatmeal raisin, but I want what my card entitles me to. But, alas, I don’t say anything and take my sandwich to my car. And although my heart tells me to never deal with that dishonest or just plain menu-ignorant Honey-ham bakers ever again, my happy tummy tells me that I will…and this part of me will obey.

Oh, and yes I got another job! :) It’s at Desperado’s Steakhouse, and I think it’s one of the best jobs I’ve ever had. It’s oh-so laid-back, but it’s pretty pricey so you still make great tips. They actually have fewer waiters per night, so you have more tables and can make more than at my old restaurant. Side work at the end of the night is minimum, and the cooks are Mexican so I’m learning Spanish as I give them a hand with English. AND today as I stopped by the old restaurant to pick up my money for when I trained (I was expecting $20), they handed me a $100 bill. “I don’t think I made this much,” came out of my mouth. Stefanie! Why do you tempt fate with such verbage? :) But they explained that this is what he gives everyone who trains. So…I’m pretty happy right now.

Don't be suspicious...take it... :)

Life is beautiful…